Flame!

[Cairenn]

*Convoluted, illegible diatribe regarding nothing of consequence or import, during which slanderous accusations of illict use of goats for sexual gratification by persons alluded to but not directly named, in an attempt to inflate self ego*

[Inokis]

Is this a bad time to admit any wrongful acts with goats on my part?

[Cairenn]

*Sarcastic remarks concerning parentage of previous poster*

[Inokis]

LOL, nice one.

[Remelio]

Originally Posted by Cairenn *Convoluted, illegible diatribe regarding nothing of consequence or import, during which slanderous accusations of illict use of goats for sexual gratification by persons alluded to but not directly named, in an attempt to inflate self ego*

Erm.. I know you are but what am I?

[Cairenn]

Bleh, you guys are all boring! No one ever wants to play with me.

*sulks*

[Remelio]

:P I tried! I'm just not very good at it =)

[Cairenn]

*Mocks previous poster as a n00b.*

[Inokis]

Damn Moderators.

[Cairenn]

*Disparaging remarks about previous poster's sexual preferences and parentage*

[Inokis]

[Cairenn]

*Thanks previous poster for proving the point concerning their sexual preferences*

[Kaelten]

*points on to Cairenn that by displaying such vulgar hostilities in a grossly unseemly manor for a lady, rather farm born or high, should be an obvios sign of such personal wanton lusts and moral degradities of both herself and of all members of her imediate family as well as any family pets or livestock they have wished to inflect said degradities upon.*

*continues to expound on the fact that such graven desires of such graphic proportions should be avoided unless through contact with such vivid imagry of debauchery and hedonism others may be effected in a same, but often times more sever in tendencies, maner.

*concludes in the firm state of mind that the lashings out displayed here are just a sign of Cairenn own desires and a form of self loathing which she chooses to share with us all in a display of wildly provocative verbage that could make streetwalkers blush with excitement*

[Cairenn]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Beautiful!

[Kaelten]

*bows

*grins

[Cairenn]

Ahem

*Regains control of herself*

Kaelten, your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Nah, of course you would.

To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.

[KudaneEQI]

best I can do

[Cairenn]

Originally Posted by Kudane best I can do

Oh yeah?! Well, I've got the fix for you, Mr. Smartypants! Take this:



HAH!

[KudaneEQI]

Originally Posted by Cairenn Oh yeah?! Well, I've got the fix for you, Mr. Smartypants! Take this: HAH!

Dang that still makes me laugh!

[Cairenn]

*snicker*

Knew I'd get ya with that, even after all this time.