Not Dead... yet <.<
 

So.. i havent been on here in a couple of weeks.. moved 2 states and was promised internet connection.. i get here and it gets turned off.. so not only have i not had a chance to get on here and converse with you nice people.. i have not even gotten a chance to play wow.. and taht makes me a sad panda..

hopefully i will get some interwebz back soon and can go back to my happy life (such as it is)

:D

<3

and of course.. Scott! keep up the great work! looks like you been busy since i have been gone :D

I wondered where you had vanished to man... glad to see you back. Hope they get the intertubez up and smokin' for you soon! Miss your face around here.

/British accent

'Ere now... 'E says 'e's not dead!

hey, talk proper English like what I do .. rofl but it was a good impersonation of an old Victorian Londoner :D Been watching Mary Poppins recently ?

/snickers at Xrystal

GAH!! Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Bring Out Your Dead scene! GAH! GiIRLS!!!:eek:

Rofl .. only ever watched that one once .. so I apologise for not recognising the comment as a Monty Python one.

/rolleyes

"And the count shall be 3!"

"'tis only a flesh wound!"

So many great lines, so little time.

Jeez! Gah!!!

lol We use to say that in /yell when someone would train Shadowhunter and wipe half the zone in Wall of Slaughter on EQ lol.

/yell donating for rez.. donating for rez...

1....
2....
4....

Three sir!

Right, 3!

Here's a reenactment of the scene:

Eric Idle: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

John Cleese: (carrying old man over shoulder) Here's one!

Old Man: I'm not dead!

Idle: What?

Cleese: Nothing.

Old Man: I'm not dead!

Idle: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!

Cleese: Yes he is!

Old Man: I'm not!

Idle: He isn't!

Cleese: Well, he will be in a moment, he's very ill.

Old Man: I'm getting better!

Cleese: No, you're not! You'll be stone dead in a moment!

Idle: Well, I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations!

Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart!

Cleese: Oh don't be such a baby!

Idle: I can't take him!

Old Man: I feel fine!

Cleese: Look, do us a favor!

Idle: I can't!

Cleese: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Idle: No, I've got to down to the Robinson's, they'v lost nine today!

Cleese: Well, when's your next round?

Idle: Thursday.

Old Man: (Now yelling) I think I'll go for a walk!

Cleese: (To Old Man) You're not fooling anyone, you know! (To Idle) Look, isn't there something you can do?

Old Man: (Still yelling) I feel happy! I feel happy!

(Idle looks around to see if anyone is watching and clubs the old man over the head)

Cleese: Oh, thanks very much!

Idle: Not at all! See you Thursday!

Yes, I have memorized many Monty Python scetches and scenes. Anybody got anything to say 'bout that? :D




Old man:

Here's the scene for you...

My middle daughter's boyfriend bends his knee and proposes to her.

Without pausing, she replies: "What is the average flight speed of a sparrow"

His immediate response: "African or European"

Her reply: "Yes, I will marry you."

~lol~

(all absolutely true -- I *so* love my kids)

What is the flight speed of a fully laden swallow?

I think this is a bit closer to the quote === :P

<always teach your children the classics: Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstien, Monty Python>

OMG that is absolutely awesome. I laughed so hard reading that. And yes, it's the flight speed of a fully laden swallow, but hell, at a moment like that, liberties are allowed.

lol

A) Scott.. if and when i have kids i hope they are that awesome...

B) the quote is "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" the response being "what do you mean? African or European?" and the final bit is "uh.. i dont know that... AAAAHHHHHH" and true.. liberties are definaly allowed when doing something that amazing!!!

monty python and the serach for the holy grail has got to be one of my all time favorite movies..

:D