Think geek is awesome! They once had geek style electronic eyeballs for Halloween deco, when motion was detected within a certain range... there would be a 'blood bubble' come around through the white of the eye. It ran on 4 watch batteries, and was very realistic looking and feeling. My buddy put them in a corpse he bought that wasn't as realistic, without the eyeballs.

I don't think I have the nerve, however, to buy food products from Think Geek. Especially bacon in a tube.

Quoted for truth, and bolded for importance.

And on the eighth day the lord made bacon. And it was good.

Alas, a quick Google search reveals the awful, disappointing truth: Squeez Bacon is a hoax, an April Fool's joke gone horribly awry. How dare thinkgeek get my hopes up and then dash them to the rocks?!? I want bacon in a tube! I've been teased enough with descriptions of this product. I, on behalf of bacon lovers worldwide, request, nay, demand bacon in a tube. I don't want to hear the words "scientifically impossible" "cost prohibitive" or "crime against God". Science, Economics, and Religion you are all on notice! Produce bacon in a tube or there will be consequences.


Tungsten Spleen

No, on the eighth day, the Devuhl put on his Gawd costume and made bacon. There's a reason it isn't kosher.

Bacon flavored toothpaste?

Certain long-standing political, pseudo-religious Roman traditions have taken you seriously and notified their Knights Templar and Illiuminati appropriately. Your move... /grin

As far as I can determine, it was processed beef of some sort and is no longer made. I actually never had any. Real bacon or nothing for me, please!

you just won my vote for best post ... ever...

good idea! and while they're at it how about bacon flavored lipstick for the ladies? and bacon cologne/perfume?


Tungsten Spleen

hmmm.... Now I need to prepare with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.


Tungsten Spleen

Well not toothpaste, but floss

/big grin. Did you see the link for the bacon chocolate chip cookies in the comments of that?

I'm about to go to church. I'm contemplating using the free-floating spiritual energy to wish a heart-attack on anyone who actually eats bacon-chip cookies.

Shall I mention that that link also includes references to Bacon Vodka and Bacon Ice Cream? :D

mmm bacon vodka..

You're all taking this seriously too far. You need to get back to the true nature of things. **** bacon-flavored stuff, the true joy is in things like discovering how the burnt bits of a good hamsteak taste exactly like bacon. It's freaky, to think ham could taste like bacon...

hmm Bacon Popsicle

It's almost as if... no, it's just too crazy... and yet... it's almost as if they're different parts of the same animal! There, I said it and I'm proud!

Can you burn Tripe and have it taste the same as bacon?

/derail