Anyone else had it with Tekkub?

[Republic]

Okay...I must finally break down and scream it...

WHERE DOES ONE FIND SUCH A BUTTON AS THE ONE FEATURED IN YOUR AVATAR? WHO ARE YOU TO COME HERE AND TAUNT ME WITH BACON?!?!

Sorry, but every time I see the button, I want it to be real. I recall my last sandwich topped with bacon, my last salad with bacon bits, etc. I want to be rewarded with bacon when I push the right button. Please, for the love of all that which does not suck, make it so!

That is all

(sorry to those expecting something dramatic, but I had to say this so I can move on)