Anyone else had it with Tekkub?

[Republic]

Okay...I must finally break down and scream it...

WHERE DOES ONE FIND SUCH A BUTTON AS THE ONE FEATURED IN YOUR AVATAR? WHO ARE YOU TO COME HERE AND TAUNT ME WITH BACON?!?!

Sorry, but every time I see the button, I want it to be real. I recall my last sandwich topped with bacon, my last salad with bacon bits, etc. I want to be rewarded with bacon when I push the right button. Please, for the love of all that which does not suck, make it so!

That is all

(sorry to those expecting something dramatic, but I had to say this so I can move on)

[Dolby]

mmmmmm bacon

[Cairenn]

hehehehe

[Jesamyn]

Drat. I haven't had dinner yet, and now I have to include bacon with dinner. I hate you. That is all.

[Tekkub]

[karmamuscle]

Originally Posted by Tekkub

/signed

[Shirik]

Sounds like you need

http://www.baconsalt.com/

[Tristanian]

Originally Posted by Tekkub

Simply epic !

[Zyonin]

This is a nice thread to wake up too (yes its 13:00 here but the coffee only recently kicked in). Too bad I don't have any bacon in the house and I am broke. At least I got a laugh

I was so ready to start up the flamethrower when I saw the title of this thread in the "New Posts" list. Oh damn, I guess I will have to find someone else to roast.

[Maul]

Not sure I'd want the bacon from Tek's avatar since about the only place you run across that imagery is in a public restroom

[Petrah]

Originally Posted by Republic Okay...I must finally break down and scream it... WHERE DOES ONE FIND SUCH A BUTTON AS THE ONE FEATURED IN YOUR AVATAR? WHO ARE YOU TO COME HERE AND TAUNT ME WITH BACON?!?! Sorry, but every time I see the button, I want it to be real. I recall my last sandwich topped with bacon, my last salad with bacon bits, etc. I want to be rewarded with bacon when I push the right button. Please, for the love of all that which does not suck, make it so! That is all (sorry to those expecting something dramatic, but I had to say this so I can move on)

Taunt Taunt Taunt!!!

[zandoz]

bacon, taste's good, but that avatar of tekkub is old, isn't it? Then it's very crunchy now......

[us2006027321]

Originally Posted by zandoz bacon, taste's good, but that avatar of tekkub is old, isn't it? Then it's very crunchy now......

From what I remember of it, isn't bacon supposed to be crunchy?

[Seerah]

the non-crunchy fatty bites are the best part

[Yhor]

Anyone else remember Sizzlean? It was like bacon, but not really, it was great on white bread with mayonnaise and black pepper. It wasn't as good as real bacon, but you could eat it a lot without the consequences of real bacon. One thing that I tried with this though, was filet mignon; I never ate sizzlean after I made that mistake.

Now, my favorite way to cook bacon is on 2 thick paper towels in the microwave. If I'm cooking breakfast, southern style (with real grits), it has to be fried in a pan, for my eggs to cook in. But the microwave thing for just getting a 'bacon fix', or having a BLT, is just too simple and too good to do it any other way.

That's my bacon thought of the day, BTotD.

[us2006027321]

Originally Posted by Yhor Anyone else remember Sizzlean? It was like bacon, but not really, it was great on white bread with mayonnaise and black pepper. It wasn't as good as real bacon, but you could eat it a lot without the consequences of real bacon. One thing that I tried with this though, was filet mignon; I never ate sizzlean after I made that mistake.

I have no point of reference for your "Sizzlean". I went to go look it up on Wikipedia, and I found myself in complete disappointment. I can has serees of pixshars to esplainz?

Originally Posted by Seerah the non-crunchy fatty bites are the best part

Eeeeeww! ><