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Unread 05-17-09, 08:18 PM   #61
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Think geek is awesome! They once had geek style electronic eyeballs for Halloween deco, when motion was detected within a certain range... there would be a 'blood bubble' come around through the white of the eye. It ran on 4 watch batteries, and was very realistic looking and feeling. My buddy put them in a corpse he bought that wasn't as realistic, without the eyeballs.

I don't think I have the nerve, however, to buy food products from Think Geek. Especially bacon in a tube.
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Unread 05-17-09, 08:22 PM   #62
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Especially bacon in a tube.
Quoted for truth, and bolded for importance.
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Unread 05-17-09, 08:32 PM   #63
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And on the eighth day the lord made bacon. And it was good.
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Unread 05-17-09, 08:40 PM   #64
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Alas, a quick Google search reveals the awful, disappointing truth: Squeez Bacon is a hoax, an April Fool's joke gone horribly awry. How dare thinkgeek get my hopes up and then dash them to the rocks?!? I want bacon in a tube! I've been teased enough with descriptions of this product. I, on behalf of bacon lovers worldwide, request, nay, demand bacon in a tube. I don't want to hear the words "scientifically impossible" "cost prohibitive" or "crime against God". Science, Economics, and Religion you are all on notice! Produce bacon in a tube or there will be consequences.


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Unread 05-17-09, 08:52 PM   #65
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And on the eighth day the lord made bacon. And it was good.
No, on the eighth day, the Devuhl put on his Gawd costume and made bacon. There's a reason it isn't kosher.
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Unread 05-17-09, 08:53 PM   #66
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Originally Posted by Tungsten Spleen View Post
Alas, a quick Google search reveals the awful, disappointing truth: Squeez Bacon is a hoax, an April Fool's joke gone horribly awry. How dare thinkgeek get my hopes up and then dash them to the rocks?!? I want bacon in a tube! I've been teased enough with descriptions of this product. I, on behalf of bacon lovers worldwide, request, nay, demand bacon in a tube. I don't want to hear the words "scientifically impossible" "cost prohibitive" or "crime against God". Science, Economics, and Religion you are all on notice! Produce bacon in a tube or there will be consequences.


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Bacon flavored toothpaste?
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Unread 05-17-09, 08:58 PM   #67
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Science, Economics, and Religion you are all on notice!
Certain long-standing political, pseudo-religious Roman traditions have taken you seriously and notified their Knights Templar and Illiuminati appropriately. Your move... /grin
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Unread 05-17-09, 10:18 PM   #68
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OMG! Does this still exist, or did it disappear with mah childhood?! How much actual pork is in it?? Can I get it as beef instead of pork? Is there a kosher version???
As far as I can determine, it was processed beef of some sort and is no longer made. I actually never had any. Real bacon or nothing for me, please!
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Unread 05-17-09, 11:13 PM   #69
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Certain long-standing political, pseudo-religious Roman traditions have taken you seriously and notified their Knights Templar and Illiuminati appropriately. Your move... /grin
you just won my vote for best post ... ever...
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Unread 05-17-09, 11:26 PM   #70
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Originally Posted by FlareCDE View Post
Bacon flavored toothpaste?
good idea! and while they're at it how about bacon flavored lipstick for the ladies? and bacon cologne/perfume?


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Unread 05-17-09, 11:48 PM   #71
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Originally Posted by us2006027321 View Post
Certain long-standing political, pseudo-religious Roman traditions have taken you seriously and notified their Knights Templar and Illiuminati appropriately. Your move... /grin

hmmm.... Now I need to prepare with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.


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Unread 05-18-09, 02:32 AM   #72
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Originally Posted by FlareCDE View Post
Bacon flavored toothpaste?
Well not toothpaste, but floss
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Unread 05-23-09, 08:54 AM   #73
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Well not toothpaste, but floss
/big grin. Did you see the link for the bacon chocolate chip cookies in the comments of that?
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Unread 05-23-09, 09:00 AM   #74
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I'm about to go to church. I'm contemplating using the free-floating spiritual energy to wish a heart-attack on anyone who actually eats bacon-chip cookies.
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Unread 05-24-09, 07:15 PM   #75
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/big grin. Did you see the link for the bacon chocolate chip cookies in the comments of that?
Shall I mention that that link also includes references to Bacon Vodka and Bacon Ice Cream?
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Unread 05-24-09, 11:52 PM   #76
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mmm bacon vodka..
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Unread 05-25-09, 12:39 AM   #77
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You're all taking this seriously too far. You need to get back to the true nature of things. **** bacon-flavored stuff, the true joy is in things like discovering how the burnt bits of a good hamsteak taste exactly like bacon. It's freaky, to think ham could taste like bacon...
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Unread 05-25-09, 12:49 AM   #78
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hmm Bacon Popsicle
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Unread 05-25-09, 04:48 AM   #79
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Originally Posted by Tekkub View Post
You're all taking this seriously too far. You need to get back to the true nature of things. **** bacon-flavored stuff, the true joy is in things like discovering how the burnt bits of a good hamsteak taste exactly like bacon. It's freaky, to think ham could taste like bacon...
It's almost as if... no, it's just too crazy... and yet... it's almost as if they're different parts of the same animal! There, I said it and I'm proud!
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Unread 05-25-09, 09:53 AM   #80
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It's freaky, to think ham could taste like bacon...
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It's almost as if... they're different parts of the same animal!
Can you burn Tripe and have it taste the same as bacon?

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