Favorite quotes

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I did a search for this but couldn't find any posts like this. If there is one it's very old and it would be a shameful bump :P

Anyway ... What is your favorite quote? From anything, someone in a game, a real person or from the internet or IRC.

Mine:
Since the creation of the Internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled, primarily, by the collective spinning of English teachers turning in their graves.
- IRC Quote.