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Originally Posted by Jaffy http://www.mcphee.com/items/11653.html I own this, no joke. It just makes me hungry then sad every time I buy something... Also, fellow bacon aficionados, check out this: http://www.mcphee.com/categories/meat.html

I'm going to have to diversify my portfolio and bring in...

Corn Dog Air Fresheners

...from that link you posted. I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters just thinking about my house constantly smelling of corn dogs. When you see something that brilliant, it's a humbling experience! I realize during times like this I'm nowhere near as smart as I thought I was.

Hats off to you Mr. Corn Dog Air Freshener inventor!