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Alas, a quick Google search reveals the awful, disappointing truth: Squeez Bacon is a hoax, an April Fool's joke gone horribly awry. How dare thinkgeek get my hopes up and then dash them to the rocks?!? I want bacon in a tube! I've been teased enough with descriptions of this product. I, on behalf of bacon lovers worldwide, request, nay, demand bacon in a tube. I don't want to hear the words "scientifically impossible" "cost prohibitive" or "crime against God". Science, Economics, and Religion you are all on notice! Produce bacon in a tube or there will be consequences.
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