Anyone else had it with Tekkub?
 

Okay...I must finally break down and scream it...

WHERE DOES ONE FIND SUCH A BUTTON AS THE ONE FEATURED IN YOUR AVATAR? WHO ARE YOU TO COME HERE AND TAUNT ME WITH BACON?!?!

Sorry, but every time I see the button, I want it to be real. I recall my last sandwich topped with bacon, my last salad with bacon bits, etc. I want to be rewarded with bacon when I push the right button. Please, for the love of all that which does not suck, make it so!

That is all

(sorry to those expecting something dramatic, but I had to say this so I can move on)

mmmmmm bacon :cool:

hehehehe :D

Not sure I'd want the bacon from Tek's avatar since about the only place you run across that imagery is in a public restroom :)

Drat. I haven't had dinner yet, and now I have to include bacon with dinner. I hate you. That is all. :cool:

Taunt Taunt Taunt!!!

/signed :banana: :banana: :banana:

Sounds like you need

http://www.baconsalt.com/

You may laugh, but it's dynamite on grits. I also use it in my rubs for BBQ...

And lest we forget: Baconaise

Haven't tried this one yet... I need to find a cardiologist for emergency stand by first. Particularly if I make Bacon Explosion t go with it.

The Price of Great Bacon...
 

...is eternal vigilance!

Oh yeah... that's a keeper!

:D

I don't like bacon, guess that is blasphemy :(

Hot ****, I finally have something worth putting in my siggie.

lolcat sez...

Simply epic !

This is a nice thread to wake up too (yes its 13:00 here but the coffee only recently kicked in). Too bad I don't have any bacon in the house and I am broke. At least I got a laugh :D

I was so ready to start up the flamethrower when I saw the title of this thread in the "New Posts" list. Oh damn, I guess I will have to find someone else to roast.

Bacon rocks.

<hate>I have no bacon. Screw you all :( </hate>

This thread is full of win. Maybe the best thing I've read all week. LOL what is up with the bacon explosion. I can feel my arteries screaming "Please god no!" :D

Sounds like you need the best alarm clock ever.

I remember seein gsomething like that at an old job...I worked at a Gamestop near me for a whole week, and the sticker in the bathroom had what your avatar says written under the pictures. Simply epic, simply bacon!

I want that alarm clock !!!!!!

Hmm, pair that sucker with a coffee pot that has a built-in timer that you set (my dad had one) and I would be golden. Then again being a live at home dad, the only times I have to worry about are "Take to kid to school", "Pick up kid from school" and "Put kid to bed :D".

You and me both :D

.............

^ I'm in such a state of bliss due to this thread I am now speachless...or it could be the bacon I am shoving in my mouth..not sure yet. :D

Dangerously Delicious: The BA-K-47

You know those bits of bacon between your teeth after having bacon?
Here is the solution:
Bacon Flovored Toothpicks

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/b...toothpicks.jpg

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/15...e-flaming.html

Bacon vs Steel, bacon wins.

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/


That is all.

Mmmmm

Heart attack in a wrap

I'm sure my arteries are clogged just from viewing that. I'll be attempting this this weekend though, weather permitting. :)

Someone in my guild linked to that last night. I have since added to my Delicious (nice name) Bookmarks.

I cooked one of those when I had friends over for the Super Bowl.

It was DELICIOUS!

When I planned that, I made sure my angioplasty was scheduled for the next day. Forethought, forethought!

(no, I didn't have an angioplasty... *laugh*)

Bacon and Egg Sandwiches with Brown Sauce hmmmmmm....... brb.

Oh yea, I has leftover potato + ham + bacon soup

*moan*

"Armer Ritter" > bacon (aka French toast)

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armer_Ritter

mmm... I made french toast and sausage for breakfast on Easter. :)

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11653.html

I own this, no joke. It just makes me hungry then sad every time I buy something...

Also, fellow bacon aficionados, check out this:

http://www.mcphee.com/categories/meat.html

I'm going to have to diversify my portfolio and bring in...

Corn Dog Air Fresheners

...from that link you posted. I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters just thinking about my house constantly smelling of corn dogs. When you see something that brilliant, it's a humbling experience! I realize during times like this I'm nowhere near as smart as I thought I was.

Hats off to you Mr. Corn Dog Air Freshener inventor!

I needed this today. Thanks for the epic! :)

For breakfast I think I'll have me some Bacon cereal.

Then for lunch ill eat an Ultimate bacon sandwich.

After all that, for dinner I'll eat a Bacon cheese baconburger

Yeah.... that guy is crazy.

let's not forget this: http://www.gratefulpalate.com/index....parent=Page_47

the Bacon of the Month Club

or this: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/85...on-sausage-ham

the porkgasm


/cheer for baconheads



Tungsten Spleen

Mmm.... Bacon.

mmm.. Bacon, While I love thee sometimes you go to far..

3 pages and no one mentioned From the maker of Bacon Salt comes Baconnaise. This bacon flavored spread is tasty on everything from sandwiches to celery. Spread the bacon love.

Heart attack in every jar :]

*Ahem* You might want to double check that.
:D

I just gained 80 pounds reading th—

This is Nate's roommate. I'm taking him to the hospital now. He just had a heart-attack. Curse you, off-topic forums...

*chuckles*

Anyone ever noticed that one's health is nearly directly proportional to one's food happiness?

All the best comfort foods are "bad for you" screw it. at least I'll die a happy (and fat) man.

break19

Mark Lowry says, "Die young, and make a pretty corpse!"

The "make a pretty corpse" is important here. Ever see a 300 lb corpse? Not pretty. Gotta control those bacon urges.

Sure its pretty. Pretty disturbing, pretty huge, pretty heavy, pretty round ...

pretty bacon?



i just started my bacon explosion... i can smell it.. and it makes me SOOO hungry.... T_T

bacon, taste's good, but that avatar of tekkub is old, isn't it? Then it's very crunchy now......:cool:

From what I remember of it, isn't bacon supposed to be crunchy?

the non-crunchy fatty bites are the best part :p

Anyone else remember Sizzlean? It was like bacon, but not really, it was great on white bread with mayonnaise and black pepper. It wasn't as good as real bacon, but you could eat it a lot without the consequences of real bacon. One thing that I tried with this though, was filet mignon; I never ate sizzlean after I made that mistake.

Now, my favorite way to cook bacon is on 2 thick paper towels in the microwave. If I'm cooking breakfast, southern style (with real grits), it has to be fried in a pan, for my eggs to cook in. But the microwave thing for just getting a 'bacon fix', or having a BLT, is just too simple and too good to do it any other way.

That's my bacon thought of the day, BTotD.

I have no point of reference for your "Sizzlean". I went to go look it up on Wikipedia, and I found myself in complete disappointment. :( I can has serees of pixshars to esplainz?


Eeeeeww! ><

The best I can come up with on a fast glance is a Sizzlean commercial. (Yes Yhor, I remember the commercials too!)

That's awful.

/cower Squeez Bacon®


OMG! Does this still exist, or did it disappear with mah childhood?! How much actual pork is in it?? Can I get it as beef instead of pork? Is there a kosher version???